To get everyone in the spirit, Clark has been offering words of motivation to folks traveling to the show. Here's what he had to say to 'ol J25:
"Hello there son. This is the head talent scout from the miami
dolphins. I heard you were in florida and would like to extend the
opportunity to you to try out for first string quarterback for the
dolphins. My reports show that you have an arm like a fucking cannon,
and the quickness of a puma in heat. There's been a lack of leadership
since the days of dan marino, (god rest his soul) and well, mr. 25, I
think you're just the one to get us to the superbowl. If you'd like to
discuss this more, please contact me, and ill treat you to all the
popcorn shrimp at red lobster you can eat. Hell, ill even throw in a
bloomin' onion. We need you, kid."
In case you didn't already know, J25 has the haircut of Harlon Hill (da Bears) circa 1951...and he's a beautiful man for it. I used to try that shit but have since given up on everything and buzz my head on the reg. You should try it sometime, it'll change your life.
Moving forward, we're recording next month. Gotta gig on Oct. 9th in beautiful San Jose with Coke Bust. Trying to get that split out still. Trying to get to the East Coast sometime after Christmas. That's all.
Maximilian Montez (
